|Just don't let this become a habit guys, okay? I can't hear you...OKAY??? Oh, whatever. Enjoy yourselves while you can.|
When your husband got in at 3 a.m. last night from California, almost NINE HOURS after his original flight was supposed to land, you will do anything--anything--in order to let him sleep peacefully so as to ensure that his today is better than his yesterday...
...even pit the two of them against one another, ensuring that all three of you "win."
(Add a dog who's exhausted from going crazy this morning to see what creature is stuck in your chimney, and you all are "winners." Yep, true story.)